South Park - Mr.Garrison's Evolution Theory

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1. so funny xd
2. lol
3. this really shows the genius writing of trey parker and Matt stone. this joke was executed perfectly.
4. To sum up we are HOMO sapiens
5. atheists are sooooo triggered rn
6. lol thats great
7. I understand everything now
8. This is the basic argument of all evolutionary scientists. Merry christmas
9. Out of all the theories and religions, Evolution and the Big Bang theory have to be the most ridiculous.
10. *Mrs
11. Oooooooooh! So that's why creationism exists!
12. Guess what you guys? The whole truth regarding evolution has finally been revealed, and it involves YOU. Yes, YOU. Just google truth contest and read "The Present" to see what it is (the first pg. gets right to it).
13. Seems legit.
14. how to piss off an evangelical in 51 seconds
15. That's a fact. No need to look it up.
16. This will neverrr get old! 😂😂😂😂😂
17. Still makes more sense than creationism.
18. To think he is now president of the US
19. A majority of atheists on the internet are fucking retards. But so are the majority of religious people.
20. Evolution is just a theory, it's shameful it's actually thought in schools as absolute truth. We now know that what Darwin observed on birds was not evolution but adaptation. We also know that we observe many unique species die forever every day, and we haven't seen a SINGLE new specie form, which leads to a conclusion that there is no evolution circle. We also know that if every kind of animal eventually evolved from another there should be billions of different kinds of missing links between the known species and we should find skeletons of horse-dogs, eagle-owls, fish-ants, and just basically anything like that along with incalculable numbers of tracks of these everywhere at ridiculous rate, everywhere- but for some reason, we only found like two skeletons that could or could not point out to a missing link - or just a different, long dead species. We also know that despite all of our technology we can not force dead elements to form organic life in controlled environment, which has a logical mathematical conclusion. If there is no way that dead rocks and radiation can create even a single self replicating DNA code that could give the beginning of the first bacteria, from which the life would evolve, the whole process is a lie. All evidences point out, that life could not spontaneously begin on this planet on it's own, just like an explosion in an iron mine will not generate you a new car, a dead planet in the middle of dead cosmos can not suddenly generate a simplest DNA code which is as complicated as our super-computers. And neither did life evolve from each other. Rather, at some point life was planed, or created on our planet, and now it dies out, until our planet eventually becomes dead altogether.